Tieren and Vera Lorr, leaders of the infamous Tyrannal Legion, have only one goal in life--to rule the whole freakin universe! Or at the very least become filthy rich, whichever comes first. There are just a few things standing in their way--three amateur private eyes, an evil politician, not knowing the location of the baiz collator, and the fact that the Legion is comprised almost entirely of backstabbing morons.
Fortunately for the gang, Jase Cole, Deikier Mons, and Tome LaTaye make for pretty stupid investigators. And Geale Stiers, the up-and-coming politician, is...well...a politician (i.e., permanently well dressed, but basically spineless).
Only with the help of Jases beautiful girlfriend, her flying cow-patty-shaped friend, and a couple of crazy (but well-armed) Cobus, could the private eyes ever hope to prevent what may possibly be the destruction of the entire unknown universe.
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This free download lets you read the first half of the book-- almost 43,000 words! To read the rest, you can use the handy In App Purchase feature built into the program.
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This ebook is incredibly easy to use. You can quickly jump to any chapter using the Table of Contents, or go to a specific page using, strangely enough, the Go To Specific Page option (not sure why youd want to do that, but hey, its your gig).
Once youve got the book open, advance to the next page by tapping the right half of the screen, or go back to the previous page by tapping the left half of the screen.
Each time you start the program, you will automatically be taken to the last page you viewed.
There are 12 different font/font-size combinations to choose from, so whether you have really good or really bad eyesight, you should be able to find one that suits your needs.
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Private Eyes is also available in the following formats:
* Online (HTML and Javascript)
* Kindle (.mobi)
* Epub (open industry format, good for Stanza reader and others)
* PDF (good for home printing)
* RTF (readable on most word processors)
* LRF (for Sony Reader)
* Palm Doc (PDB for Palm reading devices)
* Plain Text (flexible, but lacks much formatting)
Visit www.jarrettoliver.com/privateeyes/index.htm for more information.